Sunderland v Newcastle Novelty Toilet Paper

Newcastle toilet paper is the ideal gift for Sunderland, or any other fan who wants to buy a unique novelty gift.
This is especially for Sunderland fans as it comes boxed in a gift box with the words ''Sh*t on the Geordies and then a caricature of a Sunderland player singing ''Cheer up Alan Shearer'' whilst pretending to sh*t on a Newcastle player.
On each roll there are 300 sheets of paper with 7 pictures repeated throughout.  The pictures include a montage of ex Newcastle players, St James's Park, The Tyne Bridge, old Newcastle shirts, a map of Newcastle, Alan Shearer and the Strawberry Pub